Total Medals Earned: 364 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,900 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat the game in under 10 minutes
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Beat the game in under 1 minute
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/130 points)
Beat the Game
Collect Every Upgrade
Collect Every Timer
Beat the Game in 5 Loops or Less
Beat the Game with an S Rank
Medals Earned: 4/5 (215/315 points)
EZ PZ
Get Good
Beat the Story Mode
Medals Earned: 9/21 (250/400 points)
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game with no upgrades
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
